If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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