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The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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