she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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