Apparently you make a good broom.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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