She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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