Sry I called you an 8
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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