New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize