you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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