do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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