Whod you bang
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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