jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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