Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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