I only kidnapped one of them. chill
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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