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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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