yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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