When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm both gender and math confused
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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