So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
What a dumb baby whore.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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