I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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