I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
