STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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