she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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