you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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