There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
