I wanna bring you to show and tell
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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