Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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