So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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