So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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