11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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