One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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