Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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