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I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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