I like to think it a success when the cops are called
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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