ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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