I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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