it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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