I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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