this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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