just come out here and I will go home with you...
i would punch a child for taco bell
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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