cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
did you just send me my own nude
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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