I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Couch. On fire.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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