My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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