How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
do herpes really smell.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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