What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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