Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
