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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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