You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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