Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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