White coat. Heels.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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