Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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