we're blogging at a bar
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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