He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
do herpes really smell.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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