The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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