Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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