Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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