it wasn't lemon gatorade
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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